Smyde Robertson Johnson Weathermocker Von Herbertson Bertsky is a Scandinavian-American 32-year old women who only appears in a commercial break of "Good Ol' Whatshisname". She made food during after lunch period for dinner until Son Sales came in to sell her Oxymoron Guarenteed Plastic Sealing Bag-type Containers. She must be an FBI agent since she has a lawyer.
It was revealed in a deleted scene in Good Ol' Whatshisname is that she has the long name because she had four husbands. Robertson is Smyde's birth surname.
- Fred Johnson: Smyde's first ex-husband. She dumped him because he was a lazy good for nothing.
- William Weathermocker: Smyde's second ex-husband. He died from a heart attack and he was creamated and his ashes were scattered in the Pacific Ocean.
- Gunter Von Herbertson: A German street performer who is Smyde's third ex-husband. He dumped her for a Nordic lady.
- Joseph Bertsky: Smyde's current husband.