Jujubombs is an episode of Anime: Omniverse.
Noah and Jesse Anderson (from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) make jawbreaker-like jujubes known as Jujubombs and after getting a first bite, Dakota wants more.
- Noah: (as Jesse hands him every single ingredient he mentions) Sugar. Sucrose. Sugar. Fructose. Honey. Sugar. Sodium Benzote. Sugar. Red Dye Number 9. SUGAR. (machine mixes incredients and a robotic spoon scoops up the formula where Jesse can test it) Tell me if theres too much maltrodextrin.
- Jesse Anderson: Mantrodextrin's fine but I'm not tasting the artificial flavor.
- Noah: Hmmm...
- Jesse Anderson: Oh, and it needs sugar. (Noah mixes artificial flavoring sources and sugar together and Jesse tastes again). Okay, we got the articial flavor down but did you put an extra cup of sodium massive pyrophosphate?
- Noah: Hmmm...
- Jesse Anderson: Better neutralize it. (Noah neutralizes the sodium pyrophosphate and Jesse tastes again with a smile on his face) Oh, baby. Yee haw. Now we're talking. Life is sweet. (Noah pours the formula to the containment unit forming it into a large Jujubomb) Whoa. It's as big as a bowling ball.
- Noah: Wrong size?
- Jesse Anderson: Partner, if we were in the Duel Masters Academy, we'd own the place.
- Noah: Oh, right size.
- Jesse Anderson: Times like this make a kid glad to be living in a town with freaky city folks.
- Dakota: I HATE JUJUBOMBS!
- Jesse Anderson: Howdy!
- Dakota: What's wrong with you? First you ruined my party, then you ruined my water slide. Your just like a kind of mold, spoiling everything. I won't stand it. Im the star here, AND I COMMAND YOU TO... (Jesse shoves a jujubomb on Dakota's mouth)
- Jesse: There. The first one's free.
- Dakota: AAHH, JUJUBOMBS. I LOVE JUJUBOMBS, I LIVE FOR JUJUBOMBS, JUJUBOMBS ARE MY LIFE!!!! (swallows it hole)\
- Jesse: What are you doing? You...you...you can't swallow a whole Jujubomb in one gulp. Are YOU CRAZY?!!
- Dakota: Gimme a another. I want more.
- Jesse: That was the last one.
- Dakota: NO! Make another batch.
- Jesse: Nay! Takes too much time and I got things to do.
- Dakota: NO! PLEASE COME BACK!!! I know we had our differences, BUT LETS BE FRIENDS!!! (holding Sam) Want a slave?
- Jesse: Ok. Maybe next week.
- Dakota: No. NOW! IT HAS TO BE NOW!!!! MAKE A JUJUBOMB OR THE TURTLE PAYS!!! (choking a baby turtle)
- Jesse: (stressed) Okay okay okay!!! But just one alright.
- Dakota: Thank you.
- Dakota: I love you!